Sunday, November 11, 2012

God is on ESPN


It had happened so fast and everything was once again normal. There was nothing moved or misplaced. Everything was just as we left it. All the doors were closed still and air was calm. We looked outside and there was no place for a person to hide without being seen or heard. It was then that we could hear someone shouting from the living room. An old man’s voice rang violently over the walls and wobbled some of the ornaments from their positions. We both peeked around the corner and saw a preacher standing firm with a bible cradled into his arms.

He looked like a sweaty hog with dirty pink skin and a mouth filled with crooked teeth. He screamed, “It was the divine power of the lord that has saved you from your sins. The Shepard has risen and wants to see his sheep reclaimed. Can I get an amen or hallelujah, y’all? Can I get a couple of them? Ah, yes! Can you guess where God is now boys and girls? Heh, heh, the only place that is safe for him to hide! I’ll tell you. Well, he’s in the tv, radio, and on your computers right now. I can hear the drums and horns right now, y’all!”

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